Stonation Bonus 1: The Introductions

(Back in Liberty City Blake and his group continue their training while Blake and Venom are taking a break)
Blake: Whew! This is some training! We are sure saving up time.
Venom: And I'm looking forward to fighting that tiger Anihuman again.
Blake: And will you keep a calm head? And not just fighting out of mind?
Venom: I'm sure of it.
(Momo appears)
Momo: Wow. You guys sure are working hard. Is this is all necessary?
Blake: Definitely. We only have about two days left until we fight Black Shadow's fighters again. And they sure put up a fight.
Momo: I doubt that they are a challenge anyway.
Venom: Easy for you to say chimp.
Momo: Ah Venom. The most serious one of the group.
Venom: And Momo. The laziest one of the group.
Momo: Touché
Blake: And Momo have you seen cyborg?
Momo: Who the robot? Yeah he is still inside the airship. Everyone seems interested of him since he is the 1st human in Stonation. To me, he is alright.
Blake: For a cyborg. Well I might as well introduce him to everyone. Where is he?
Momo: In the main room.
Blake: Alright.
(Blake enters in the airship)
Momo: Sooo.... Venom.... Umm.....
Venom: Get outta here.
Momo: Right.
(Inside the airship Blake finds James sitting alone on the couch)
Blake: So you are just going to sit here all day?
James: I don't know. I think I should since when I roam around your teammates all look at me as if I'm an outsider.
Blake: You are an outsider. You just need an introduction. I guess you know Dag, David and Star already.
James: Yeah. They are friendly. But I'm not getting the friendliness from the rest.
Blake: That's because they don't know you yet. Like a standard animal they don't get used to other new animals that walk in their habitat. Same goes for Anihumans. But in this case the unknown animal is you.
James: Obviously.
Blake: Com'on I'll introduce you to everyone.
James: Ok.
(Tyler approaches)
Blake: Ah. Here's one you should meet. Ty you got a minute?
Tyler: Sure. What's up?
Blake: Cyborg this is Tyler. Our grease panther in stonation. Not only he fixes cars but he fixes our airship also. Thank god since we don't know how to fix for shit. Ty this is cyborg.
James: *clears throat* James?
Blake: Whatever.
Tyler: What's sup? Glad you're on our team.
James: Likewise. And thanks.
Tyler: Blake I hope you didn't forget the moola you need to pay for me to fix the bike again.
Blake: I didn't. I'll get it to ya.
Tyler: The sooner the quicker. And good to meet you James.
James: You too Ty.
Blake: Hey I'm the one who can only call him Ty.
Tyler: No you don't.
Blake: Well...
Tyler: Anyway I'm going back to the shop to get more parts.
Blake: Ok. Com'on cyborg we still have a lot of anihumans that we need to introduce you to. Like...
(Rexon comes)
Blake: Rexon!
Rexon: What?
Blake: I'd like you to meet cyborg.
James: it's James.
Rexon: Yo.
Blake: Rexon always claims to be the "fastest" Anihuman alive.
Rexon: Well it's true!
Blake: Just because you're a cheetah Anihuman doesn't mean you're the fastest thing alive. David can beat you! And so can I.
Rexon: You want to see if that is true? How about a race? I can smoke you with my eyes close!
Blake: You're maybe Irish American but you ain't that lucky. You're on but another time though.
Rexon: Scared are we?
Blake: Don't push it Rex.
James: I think he can beat you Blake.
Rexon: I like this guy! He sure can spot a winner when he sees one.
Blake: The only thing he can spot is your spots which are all over. And whose side are you on?!
James: I'm just saying.
Blake: Com'on there's more to meet who is less over confident like this sap.
Rexon: I heard that!
Blake: I hate you too. Anyway you should meet our super boxer. Joey. He is probably down in the training basement.
James: There's a basement in this place?
Blake: You're surprise as I was when I came in this place. He's gotta be down there somewhere.
(Blake leads James down the bottom floor of the airship where you can only hear punches at a punching bag being continuously being punch)
Blake: No doubt he is here.
(As Blake opens the door the beat up punching bag zooms past   Blake and James which hits the wall destroys the punching bag to a mess)
Blake: Joey! That's the 423rd punching bag you've pulverized this week!
Joey: Sorry mate. Didn't even know my own strength. Who's dis?
Blake: This is--
James: James! Not cyborg! James!
Blake: Eh.
Joey: Good ta meet ya bruv!
(Joey handshakes James which his grip alone almost bended James whole hand)
James: Woah! Some grip you got there!
Blake: As you can see Joey here is one powerhouse boxer! I almost was a vegetable when I fought him!
Joey: That's wry back home they call me the Australian Assaulter.
James: No doubt about that!
Joey: Well if you excuse me gents. I still hav sum jabs to do.
Blake: Alright I'll get you another punching bag. Hopefully they have an indestructible one this time! I'll see you later; still have to introduce him to everyone.
Joey: Olright. Later mates!
(Joey heads back in the basement as Blake and James leaves out of the bottom level)
James: Wow he sure is a strong fighter! Does he have any championship belts?
Blake: A pool full.
James: Damn! I hope I don't have a conflict with him!
Blake: You, me and everyone else.
(As James made a turn around a corner someone accidentally bumps into him)
James: Oops! Sorry about that. I didn't see you there. Are you ok?
Cassie: Yeah I'm ok. It's was my fault anyway. Guess I need to look were I'm going right? *laughs*
Blake: And this is Cassie. She is mostly the most optimistic one of the group.
Cassie: Ah you! Who is your friend?
Blake: This is James... I MEAN CYBORG!
James: AH-HAH!!! I knew it!
Blake: you didn't hear anything!
James: I heard you loud and clear!
Blake: Screw you then!
Cassie: *laughs* well I'm pleased to meet you James!
James: And you too.
Cassie: Well I'll see you around! Later Blake!
(Cassie playfully punches Blake on the arm)
Blake: *Heheh* Yea later.
(Cassie leaves)
Blake: Damn it!
James: What is it?
Blake: Her punch! Even thought she is an optimist she is strong when she is being playful!
James: Really? Wow no wonder you recruited her.
Blake: Too bad she wouldn't know serious even if slapped her in the face! Follow me to the lower indoor training gym; there's is still more to meet.
(Blake and James goes to the bottom training gym were half of the stonation fighters train.
Blake: Ok. Over there who is disassembling and reassembling his M-17 is John an army dog who just got back from Vietnam. Yo John! This is our new fighter in our group!
John: Hey there! Glad you are on our team.
James: Thanks!
Blake: And over there who is about to jump off that high ledge is Rey our Mr. High Riskier. He is really good in parkour. And he was the one who teach me how to do parkour. Rey! This is our new recruit! And our 1st human here!
Rey: What's up ese?! Finally we have a strong human fighter!
(Rey triple front flips off the ledge and sticks the landing)
James: Nice! I give that 10/10!
Rey: Thanks! And welcome to the team!
Blake: And at that dark corner over there who is meditating with her Ki is Jade. She is Tyler's sister. Jade. This is--
Jade: Are new recruit? No need to shout it to me since you manages to shout it out to the rest. Nice to meet you James.
James: Woah! I didn't even say my name yet!
Blake: Her Ki is telepathy and she can use it well. Try not to think badly about her, even in your mind. She can read through it anyway. And if you get in her bad side she can make you think you are a 6 year old girl. That happens to me once.
James: Thanks for the warning.
Blake: And there is Leo. What I like about her is her Ki can make her switch bodies with anybody. She was always useful when we need her. Leo! Have you meet cy--
James: *clear throat loudly*
Blake: James. Is that better?
James: Much.
Leo: Great to meet you. And welcome to our team cyborg.
James: Whaa?
Blake: *Laughs* She also visual names too! Anyway the rest of them are above us.
(Blake points up)
James: WOW! A transparent floor and ceiling?!
Blake: Yup. So this training gym still gets sunlight from the upper gym's transparent ceiling. Let's head up there.
(As they exit from the Lower Training Gym and goes up to the stairs Shawn comes descending from the stairs)
Blake: Oh! Shawn here is our new recruit James. James this is Shawn. He is an awesome guy to hang with. A great MMA fighter.
Shawn: Hey how's it going? So this is our first human fighter? About time. Blaktro has more than 75 humans in stonation when he was in charge back then.
Blake: Hey I'm getting there!
Shawn: Sure you are. And Liberty City is not the crown Jewel of capitalism.
Blake: Whatever!
Shawn: Hope you can pull your side of the weight around here James.
James: Don't worry I will.
Blake: Let's go cyborg! The rest of the team isn't waiting for Christmas!
(As they go up the stairs they went into the Upper Training Gym)
Blake: Here we are.
James: Wow there is a lot of females here.
Blake: Keep it in your pants cyborg. Doubt none of them would go out with a walking refrigerator.
James: Who ask you?!
Blake: Anyway. The husky Anihuman over there who is breaking through 20-Ton 40feet thick block of bolder is Natalya. She is just like my sister Eva. A cocky over confident Anihuman who is more with punching than kicking unlike Eva. But still both of them are friends. Nat! Quit showing off and meet our new fighter! James.
Natalya: Who him? A human? He seems weak.
James: Pardon?
Natalya: Even if you are a cyborg you can't take the pressure that stonation fights through.
James: I can! I'm sure I can.
Natalya:*sarcastically* Sure sure. Blake why did you recruit him? He is a weakling. He is garbage. I can beat him with both hands tied behind my back.
Blake: Keep bringing our team down and I'll tell everybody your secret.
Niz: What secret? I'm interested.
Natalya: NOTHING NOTHING! UH IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU JAMES!
Blake: That's what I thought.
Niz: So a new member! Cool! I'm Nizaturo Isamu Katsumi. Or Niz for short.
James: Wow. You sure got a long name. Are you from the outside of America?
Niz: It's obvious that I'm from Japan man. It's not rocket science.
Blake: Yeah moron.
James: Oh ok. Sorry. And screw you Blake!
Blake: Niz here is always a great fighter since he never backs down from a fight. He gots bravery to back it up.
Niz: Damn right!
James: So how is Japan over there? How is the sushi and rice? And do you and china are great buddies?
(Blake and Niz both gave James a harsh look)
Niz: May I?
Blake: Go ahead.
(Niz Finger-flicks James on the forehead)
James: Ow! What did I say?
Niz: Moron! Anyway great to have you. I'll see you later Blake.
Blake: Later. And over here at that little group is Blazura Venus Lita & Tiana. Hey girls. Here is Cyborg our new recruit.
Venus: Hey there! So how do you think of stonation so far?
James: Still getting use to it. And the names James by the way.
Tiana: You're still not comfortable James? How come?
Blazura: Probably the reason why he is still not getting use to here is because he's with Blake all the time.
Blake: *sarcastically* Ha ha. Very funny.
Blazura: I'll properly introduce you to the rest of our members. Blake. Vamoose.
Blake: With pleasure. Tired of being his tour guide. Good luck with the rest. While I get some sleep.
James: But it's still afternoon!
Blake: I got my reasons.
James: Like?
Blake: Sleeping. Later.
(Blake leaves)
Blazura: Now I believe you meet everyone except Blake's brothers and sister's right?
James: Well I've been introduced to his brother David.
Blazura: Alright. Let's head back up to the outside top of the airship.
James: Ok.
(Blazura leads James to the top of the airship where David Ravgon Zarline and Eva just finish training)
Blazura: So how was the training?
David: Safe to say that we are ready to face Black Shadow's fighters again.
Ravgon: Don't be so sure David. They could have been training as we have been. Say aren't you the one who saved our tails the other night?
James: Yeah. And the names James by the way.
Ravgon: Oh yeah. You are the one that Blake mostly talks about.
James: Really what does he say about me.
Ravgon: That you are a walking refrigerator.
James: ...
Ravgon: But either way thanks for getting our backs that night. Names Ravgon.
James: If only Blake was as polite as you.
Ravgon: *Heheh* Doubt that's ever going to happen.
Blazura: And there is Eva and Zarline.
Eva: Good ta meet ya. You wanna do some sparring with me?
James: Um no thanks. You seem you have been working hard.
Eva: Still doesn't mean I can't fight. Com'on let's go!
Blazura: Eva. You're scaring the man.
Eva: Aww I'm just shitting with him. Ain't that right?
(Eva playfully punches James)
James: Right. *ow!*
Eva: Well I'm heading to the shower. Sure worked up a stank. See y'all inside.
(Eva leaves)
Zarline: I never have seen a cyborg before. I'm Zarline; the brains of the group. And if you need something you need to search on, I'm your girl.
James: Nice to know you. You seem to fight a lot then searching.
Zarline: I always put effort to the team. And Blazura can you help me with bandaging my arm? Eva sure went all out and her punches hurt!
Blazura: Ok. And James. The last person you want to know is Blake's Co-partner, Venom. He is over there sitting on the edge over there. Go ahead and talk to him.
James: Ok. Thank you for the introductions.
Blazura: Don't mention it. Com'on Zarline let's get that bruised arm bandaged.
(Blazura and Zarline leaves as James walks to Venom)
James: So you are the Co-Leader in Stonation. Well I'm James glad to meet you.
(Venom ignores him)
James: Um. It's good to meet you?
Venom: ...
James: Umm Venom? I'm--
Venom: I heard you the first time.
(Venom gets up)
Venom: And let's be clear human. I have a problem with you fleshies. Blake and the rest might like you but I don't. And if you don't want to have your blood stream and your organs slowly dying then stay out of my way. Understood?
James: Loud and clear.
Venom: Move.
(Venom pushes James aside and flies out of sight)
James: What's his problem?
Momo: I know.
James: Huh? Who said that?
Momo: Up here?
(Momo hangs on the airship pole by his tail)
James: So what's wrong with him?
Momo: He doesn't like humans much since they smoked him and his family out of Egypt just for more land. Ever since then he dislikes humans.
James: Well it's not my fault!
Momo: Perhaps. But if you don't want to get on his bad side then it is best that you stay outta his way. The names Momo by the way.
James: James.
Momo: But don't worry about it. He will less likely warm up to you later on.
James: Gee thanks.
Momo: Well it's time to get me another banana. And welcome to stonation.
James: Thanks.
(Momo vanishes)
Voice: Looks like both Blake and Blazura forgot to mention me.
James: Who was that?
Voice: I'm the Stonation Airship of Gaunter Engineering or S.A.G.E for short.
James: Woah! So you are the airship itself?
S.A.G.E: Yes. And it's great to have a new member. I hope your stay in stonation goes smoothly for you.
James: *sighs* Yeah. Me too.
(James enters back in the airship)